"They received the word with all readiness of mind, and searched the scriptures daily, whether those things were so." ~ Acts 17:11

"Fish Lines"

(A Collection of Mostly One-Liners)

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Remember, the Lord promised to take care of our needs, not our greeds!
Text, taken out of context, can become pretext.
Exposure to the Son may prevent burning! (Bumper Sticker)
Big Bang Theory: God spoke and BANG, it happened! (Bumper Sticker)
God didn't say that the 10 Commandments were multiple choice!
Politicians and diapers should both be changed regularly... and for the same reason.
Grace is receiving things we do not deserve. Mercy is not receiving things we do deserve!
Grace sets us free. Religion leads to bondage.
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older, then it dawned on me . . . they were cramming for their finals.
Knowledge is not power. The application of knowledge is power.
There are two kinds of pedestrians... the quick and the dead.
It hurts to be on the cutting edge.
God's grace is greater that our failures! All we need to do is cry out for help!
An idle mind is ... the best way to relax.
Some people drink from the fountain of life, while others just rinse and spit.
Go ahead, make my data!
When you have done all that you can do, then stand on the word of God!
Ineptitude: If you can't do something well, learn to enjoy doing it poorly.
Man who run behind car get exhausted. Man who run in front of car get tired.
Religion: Man's attempt to have a god that can be controlled.
Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me, either. Do me a favor, just leave me alone.
The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire.
It's always darkest before dawn. So, if you're going to "borrow" the neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.
It's a small world. So, you gotta use your elbows a lot.
Today is the Tomorrow that you worried about Yesterday!
No one is listening until you make a mistake.
Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
It is far more impressive when others discover your good qualities without your help.
If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
The only truly free lunch is Grace!
If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.
If you haven't much education, you must use your brain.
You can't strengthen the weak by weakening the strong.
When someone says, "Do you want my opinion?" - it's always a negative one.
The word "listen" contains the same letters as the word "silent".
The word "anger" is only one letter short of the word "danger"!
The trouble with work is - it is so daily.
The difference between ordinary and extraordinary is that little extra.
Pain and suffering are inevitable but misery is optional.
Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like clearing the drive before it has stopped snowing.
If God brings you to it, He will bring you through it!
God gave us two ears and one mouth. We should use them proportionately.
Nothing ever remains the same. Everything is subject to change. The only thing that is constant is change!
How a man plays the game shows something of his character; how he loses shows all of it
If you want to make the Lord laugh, tell Him your plans!

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